December 26

December 26 

"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave herself.... two winsome heads." 

The next morning I woke up with a grin on my face while my girlfriend Emily slept in with a pussy on hers. I climbed out of bed, careful not to wake, since she was sleeping so peacefully, all curled up with her hair plastered to the still sticky mound of her facial vagina. I smiled as I thought of the night before: picturing my lover's upturned face as she rode my cock with her face cunt, or thinking of how she tasted as I made out with new vagina as she gyrated on my cock with her original one, or how she sounded while she fisted her face while I pounded her from behind. I found myself stiffening at the thought of waking Emily up for another round. 

...And then I remembered that we had brunch plans! It was a long-standing tradition for my college friends and I to meet for a meal on the day after Christmas and catch up. This year I was going to bring Emily and introduce finally introduce her to the gang while they were in town. But, Emily could hardly go to the restaurant with a cunt on her face. How would she even eat? I'd have to call my friends and cancel. 

Sneaking into Emily's kitchen I went looking for where I left my phone. There on the kitchen table was another note in Emily's handwriting:

"Morning love! Last night was incredible! I ache in the best way from both sides! I got up for some water (which was very cold on my new hooha!) and wrote this note. Knowing me I'm probably still happily asleep. It occurs to me that I won't be able to come to your brunch thingy today. Sorry! I don't think it would be appropriate (besides how would I even eat!? Or drink coffee? Ouch!). Plus I really need the time to get my next change ready for tonight. This stuff takes several hours to do its thing, and I basically just pass out asleep for the duration... Which is why you should go see your friends! I'll do my thing here (maybe take my face pussy for one last spin, thinking of you of course) and 'get ready' so our next present is ready for this afternoon. Send my apologies to your friends and maybe tell your friends I have a "sore throat" (haha). Love, Emily." 

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So I went to my brunch. What can I say? It was lovely seeing all my friends again, but I spent the entire time hugely pre-occupied with what would be waiting for me at home. Driving back to Emily's place safely was a challenge. 

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When I got back to Emily's townhouse, I say a new note on the door telling me to let myself in. Strangely I heard a pair of voices giggling in the living room. Not sure who was visiting, I surreptitiously hid my erection and peaked into the room. And there sitting on a chair was a naked Emily holding a mistletoe and kissing another woman... who was attached to her. My lover's sexy body now had two heads growing out of it who were laughing and making out. I was stunned. 

I must have made a sound, since both women looked up at me, smiling and simultaneously said "Ian! You're home!" Emily's face, with it's familiar features and long brown hair, grinned mischievously at me and asked "what do you think?" while the pretty blonde woman's head attached to her body winked at me and kissed Emily's face on the cheek. 

I stammered. "I'm n-not entirely sure what is going on," I managed. 

The blonde woman smiled Emily's mischievous smile and in a smokey voice said, "I got myself another head." 

"You've got two heads?" 

In stereo: "Yeah! What do you think?" 

"It's interesting... but why?" 

"I thought it would be different... and that it would be fun to be able to give myself a kiss." 

Which she happily and slowly demonstrated being sure to use lots of tongue. "Mmmm" her faces purred. I felt my erection reinvigorate and escape where I had tucked it in my waste band. Two pairs of eyes stared hungrily at it. 

"I also thought about how you always wanted a threesome." Emily's original head said. 

"And you know she gets so jealous," said Emily's new head, giving the original a conspiratorial grin, and taking up the roleplay. 

"But I think with 'her'," Emily's face glancing shyly at her new face and blushing, "I think it could be fun." 

Her new face winked and the 'two women' stepped toward me, took turns kissing me hungrily on the mouth, before taking my hands in theirs and pulling me towards the bedroom. 

I see another memorable night on my hands. 

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