December 27

December 27 

"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave herself.... three flawless legs." 

That morning I slept in, having the most pleasant dream about a pair of conjoined sisters, when I suddenly awoke to realize a pair of 'sisters' were currently taking turns sucking my cock. I lifted the swept the blanket aside to reveal the giggling pair of voices belonged to Emily who, along with 'Noel' (as we decided to call her new face) were gleefully kissing, licking, and swallowing my cock while shooting the same playful expression up at me from her two very different faces. Emily laughed and pulled herself up my body, straddling my lap, and lowering herself onto my cock. She began to roll her hips, and soon I was getting a morning encore of the night before, fucking a beautiful two-headed woman, moaning away with the voices of two women until we both came to shuddering orgasms and collapsed into a smiling sweaty pile. 

"Nice of you to wake up." Said Emily's original face. 

"Sleepy head!" Agreed 'Noel'.

"I got up early..." 

"And made us a big breakfast." 

"Got to fuel up for the next transformation." 

"And you probably need to recharge some electrolytes too." 

"Anyway, it should still be warm!" 

With both faces: "So get out of bed!" 

I smiled at her, delighted by the way she was effortlessly passing the conversation between her heads. A second head has been a surprisingly fun transformation. "That's really nice of you." I stretched and she rolled off of me so I could climb out of bed. "What is the plan today?" 

"For me," said Emily, "it's bedtime again." 

"I just took my medicine, so I'm just about to pass out for the next six hours." 

"For you I've set up a little movie marathon for you." 

"Oh?" I asked. 

"I got all of those awful action movies you keep insisting are the best Christmas movies and filled the fridge with beer and left you some money for pizza." 

"So kick back, relax, and I'll come find you when I'm ready to show you our next present." 

"Just save me some Pizza, I'm going to be voracious!"

"And probably pretty hungry!" 

And so I watched Die Hard, and drank some beer, and ate some pizza, and wondered what to expect tonight. 

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I was working on the fourth Die Hard, about when John McClane, heroic joe-nobody, surfs on a future jet and jumps the shark when I hear Emily walking hesitantly down the stairs. I sit up expectantly and she peaks around the corner, a cute santa hat dangling on her head "are you ready?" I nodded. She gave herself a little fan fare and stepped around the corner revealing her naked body and her three gorgeous, stocking clad legs. As she tried to mince into the room and awkwardly twirl (I guess she was still getting used to her new gait) I saw that she also had three butt cheeks, a pair of buttholes, and two fully formed vaginas in each of her crotches. She flopped into my lap and ground her shapely, newly expanded ass onto me and asked what I was watching. I put Die Hard back on, and Emily reached out for some pizza and beer, attacking both with a pretty intimidating appetite. 

After a few minutes, slices of pizza, and overblown action scenes, Emily reached out, grabbed my left hand, and placed it on the hot, slick mound of her left vagina. And then she grabbed my right hand and brought it to her right cunt. Knowing what she wanted I started to stroke both of her cunts, going slowly, mostly stroking her labia and just brushing her clit, taking my time and trying to tease her. She started to pant, and then shift on my lap in a weird three legged way. She moaned, and gasped "This movie sucks... come upstairs." 

She climbed to her three feet, and reached back to pull me after her. 

"I want to wrap my legs around your head." she panted "ALL OF THEM!"

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The Next Day