E4$t3R

E4$t3R

“I can’t believe Saint Nick wants to have a threesome.”

“Saint Nick doesn’t know,” Noelle said with a coy smile. “And he isn’t such a Saint.”

April laughs, “Well I’m shocked you two are kinky!”

“Girl, you have no idea…”

April smirked, disbelief written on her delicate features. The slender blonde woman was dressed in an expensive chunky lavender sweater over a white blouse, dark jeans, and cowboy boots stamped with floral leatherwork. She took a long sip of her soy latte and said: “When you invited me out for coffee I thought you were going to ask me to be your Maid of Honor, not proposition me for sex.”

Noelle giggled and touched her dyed blue hair, while resisting the urge to play with the pink leather collar hidden under her navy turtleneck. “Well obviously you’re my maid of honor! You’re my best friend.”

“Darn right,” April said, taking another sip. “Who you apparently want to fuck…”

“Like hi girls!”

“Hi Bunny.”

April blushed at the interruption, and then almost gasped when she saw who it was. “Chris?” It was Noelle’s sister… but after a serious makeover. The normally plain brunette was gorgeous and blonde and squeezed into a pink plushy rabbit costume that was visibly stretched over huge tits and wide hips. She was wearing bunny ears too, fancy white furry ones that seemed uncannily lifelike. Chris smiled, showing slightly bucked front teeth and wiggled her pink nose, “Please, like, call me Bunny!”

“Okay?” April said. “What’s with the getup?”

Bunny giggled again, blushed, and held up a basket full of colorful plastic eggs, “I’m like, totally in the Easter spirit!”

“Cool?”

“What, like… brings you to town?”

April blushed, “I’m here to visit Noelle.”

“I’m asking her to be my Maid of Honor.”

“EEEE!! Like ohmygosh! Amazing!” Bunny dove in for a hug that confirmed how busty she was under the costume. “I’m so happy!”

“I can tell,” April said, mystified that serious shy nerdy Christina was being a gushing bimbo in public.

“It’s like, nice to see you out and like, about?” Bunny said with a stupid grin at her sister.

Noelle smiled, sly, “Have to stretch out the old arms and legs sometimes.”

Bunny giggled and shook her head, blonde hair and rabbit ears flouncing. “You’re so silly!” 

April blinked, sure she was missing something. 

Bunny suddenly looked startled and her tall ears twitched. “Oh, like, I totally gotta hop! These eggs won’t like, hide themselves! Bye girls!”

“Bye Bunny.”

“Nice to see you Chris.”

Bunny reached into her basket and plopped a purple and pink striped egg onto the table, “Hoppy Easter!”

***

“So you want me to have sex with your fiancé?” April asked when they returned to the privacy of Noelle’s apartment. 

“And me too,” Noelle said fiddling with something on her phone.

April shook her head and sighed: this was crazy! She looked around the austere one bedroom home and frowned. It was clean, the bare laminate flooring scrubbed to a polished shine, but the air had a funky weird scent. “Are you sure this is a good idea? I don’t want to fuck up our friendship.”

Noelle flopped onto the couch, rubbed something under the collar of her turtleneck. “I won’t get jealous if that’s what you’re worried about.”

“And why is that?”

She smiled like the owner of a happy little secret, “I can give Nick something he needs.”

“Okay?” April said, looking dubiously at the water stained couch, before she claimed a relatively clean spot. The funky smell was stronger here. It smelled kind of like cunt?

Noelle tapped her phone and April’s phone pinged. “Babe, I know you have the hots for Nick. You had him first after all…”

April blushed, she had briefly dated Nick and yeah, she still maybe had a bit of a crush on him. He was handsome and quiet and sweet, and they’d always gotten along really well, but there had been something a bit off when they’d dated, some ineffable sexual disconnect. April poked whatever it was on her phone without looking, absently smashed an okay prompt to make it a problem for later. She said: “We never really had the right chemistry?”

“I can help with that.” April said cryptically and tapped her phone again. “I want to have a threesome as a little Easter treat for Nick, for me too, actually, and April, I trust you and love you. I think it’ll be fun for all of us.” She took April’s hand, and April could feel how warm her skin was. “Do you want to be our third?”

April bit her lip and looked at the floor, what did she want? She was single and still attracted to Nick, so if Noelle was down for them to fuck, that was theoretically okay. It’s not cheating if everyone agrees, right? April had never had a threesome before, but liked to think she was sophisticated enough to try one, in the right circumstances, and what could be safer than a hot ex and her best friend? April loved Noelle, but she didn’t find her sexually attractive, although she wasn’t repulsed by the idea of sleeping with her either. Maybe it would be fun to play along and share a man with her friend? What did Noelle want from her anyway? Did Noelle secretly lust for her? How would April react? What would fucking mean for their friendship? But… shit, it had been a good long minute since she’d had sex, and given her recent dating record, the dry spell might turn into a drought… April blushed, and tucked loose hair behind her ear, “I wasn’t expecting this to be my first Maid of Honor duty.”

“Is that a yes?”

April blushed darker and nodded.

“Awesome!” Noelle said happily and then: “April-Showers-1-2-3-4-5-6!”

April gasped as she felt a weird twinkle deep within her being. “What was that?”

Noelle smiled as blue antennae assembled on her forehead and cheeks, pixel by pixel. “I activated the F4Nt4$Y Hack program.” She moaned and her clothes and arms glitched out of existence, “I’m going to turn you into Nick’s fantasy…”

“Fuck…” Apirl gasped and felt her tits ache and swell, watched her clothes disperse in a cloud of fractal haze. She held up her hand and watched pink latex creep from her fingertips to her shoulder, “Noelle, what the fuck?”

Noelle grinned as her breasts swelled and eight more sprouted on her armless torso, “I told you we were kinky…”

April moaned and felt her entire being crackle with static. She swept suddenly long wavy pink hair from her eyes with latex fingers and saw her entire lower body was also coated in pink latex, except not coated, since she could see her pink latex cunt and pink rubberized clitoris. She had latex skin! She gasped and felt the sound doppler oddly, felt her instance tremble for a moment, then a hard refresh, her chest crowded by the sudden weight of six huge breasts, an aching tightness thrusting from her crotch. She groped herself, hissed as her hands closed around a pink rubber phallus! Her clitoris swollen into a living dildo! A cock! April had a penis! “Noelle…”

Noelle’s body had turned bruised blue and purple and her cunt had enlarged horribly, clitoris huge and angry, labia swollen into a tail that seeped and oozed fragrant pussy juices down her trembling legs. Noelle smiled at April, panting, squeezed her thighs together, squishing a big splash of grool across the floor. Noelle’s thighs fused into her cunt, merged into a tail made of slimy drenched labia, and Noelle dropped to the floor with a wet slap, a pornographic mutant slug creature. April moaned, felt her cock twitch, six nipples hurt, her pussy clench in hunger; why was she so aroused? Why was Noelle so sexy!? Her friend was a freak! “Fuck…”

April experienced a glitch and the hand on her cock was gone, her whole arm was gone, both arms. She twitched smoothly empty shoulders: she was armless like Noelle! She moaned and her helpless cock ached, was she becoming a porno-slug too? She tried to walk toward Noelle, but her latex legs felt wrong, felt incomplete, crowded, swollen. She stumbled forward, felt a tearing in reality and her legs tessellated across her step, the entire motion broken down into a multi-limbed snapshot, except the sequence was reality and she stood on eight pink legs. April fumbled and blinkered and warped and her many legs organized themselves into a ring, toes pointed outward in a circle, her swollen cunt and puckered anus pointed downward in the middle, her huge pink cock jutting upward from between her front legs. April growled in frustration, her cunt throbbed and tits ached and her cock was pounding with rigid desire. “Ohhhhhnnnnn…”

Noelle flexed her strange limbless body and slithered closer, slime oozing from her cunt. She bit her lip and trembled and her sluggy antennae flexed. “Yes…”

April rocked on her circle of legs, felt an electric sweep, a digital spasm, a tingle that went down each pink latex limb. She gasped as her legs melted, warped, became boneless muscular worms. April flexed and wiggled them, helpless and then not. Tentacles! She had tentacles! Eight long shiny pink latex tentacles joined by a skirt of plastic flesh. Her new limbs coiled and wriggled, subconsciously stroking, touching, painfully sensitive. April moaned and focused, lifted one like a freeform arm, watched the tip of the tentacle flare with bright voxels, swell like a mushroom, become the fat circumcised glans of a cock. She had penis tentacles! Eight living pink dildos for legs. April shivered, felt a burning urge to grasp, to constrict, to penetrate. “Ffffuccckkk….”

Noelle eyes were fiery with desire, she stretched her long torso, pushing out her crowded multi-breasted torso. “Almost perfect…”

April growled, felt a sudden flare of static in her cock, and shrieked as her pink latex phallus swelled and swelled, growing wider and longer and flexible, a prehensile mutant monster with a ringed base and hard gripping bumps and ridges. Pink sticky fluid dribbled from the tip of her horrible cock. “Finished,” Noelle moaned.

April trembled with desire, her entire body was painfully erect, tentacles, breasts, her giant cock all aching. Her pussy writhed with emptiness and she could feel syrupy drool leaking out of her cunt, dribbling onto the floor and her tentacles, making her body slippery with desire. She leered at Noelle, the freakish eight-breasted boobslug with her slimy enormous cunt and felt a spike of uncontrollable desire. She was on fire! Bruning! Predatory! What was happening to her? What the fuck!?

April looked away, saw herself reflected in a decorative mirror and gasped. She saw her face framed in wild sweeps of pink hair, an armless torso crowded with six heavy breasts, and a latex lower body made of a skirt of pink dildo tentacles. She was a sex-freak octopus! Cocktopus! Her best friend had turned her into a phallic monster! Her friend who was a boobslug freak! “What the fuck did you do to me?”

“I made you into Nick’s fantasy creature,” Noelle said, “Like I am.”

April thought of sweet Nick and felt a horrible raw surge of desire. She wanted him badly, so badly, just as much as she needed to fuck Noelle. Her cock twisted and clenched with frustration and her cunt pumped slippery juices down her latex limbs. She whined: “This is what he likes…?”

“What we both like.”

“What…?”

“I told you we were kinky.”

April moaned and coiled her tentacles into a plastic knot. She felt betrayed, she didn’t want this! She did want this! Her entire body was on fire with need! So many throbbing desperate appendages and holes begging to satisfied, to be used. And freakish Noelle glistening and reeking of cunt, she was the most desirable creature April had ever seen. She wanted her! Needed her! Help me, she wanted to say. “Fuck me…”

“Yessss,” Noelle slurred, and rippled forward, gliding surprisingly fast, rearing up, tackling April. April fumbled, unsure of her billowing limbs, buckled as Noelle crashed into her but stayed upright, April’s wet muscular labial foot grasping, soaking, gluing the two together. Noelle kissed April hungrily, her snail antennae caressing April’s face, drinking in her arousal, frantic. April moaned and squirmed her armless torso, her six breasts pressed sensually against Noelle’s, her long flexible cock trapped between them, squeezed between the wet slippery embrace of ten slimy tits. April could feel the pulsing bulge of Noelle’s giant clit against the base of her cock and the boiling heat of her enormous cunt grasping her body. “Ohhh ffucckk…” April groaned, overcome with need. Her skin tingled and everywhere Noelle’s slime touched her was feverish and sensitive; she felt high, giddy, free from control. She tried to resist, to hold herself back, to cling to her humanity, to decency… but her body would not be denied. She felt her tentacles slither over their bodies, questing, instinctual, independent. One pink latex limb hunted along the soaking cleft of Noelle’s cunt, coiling around her inflamed clitoris, grasping, squeezing. Noelle moaned and writhed, her face pinched in ecstatic discomfort, “Mmmmooree…” One, two, three tentacles found the boiling entrance to Noelle’s cunt, barged, forced, rammed themselves inside her, wriggled, flailed within the hot sensitive tunnel. Noelle gasped and then April moaned as Neolle’s cunt squeezed her cock tentacles, rhythmically contracted, tugging, milking, sucking, forcefully fucking her in reverse. Sluggy pussy juices surged and dribbled, coating them both, their bodies hot and wet and slippery like fish. April’s cunt ached and then one her own tentacles reached back and penetrated herself, a strong rubbery phallic force, stretching her pussy, twisting, filling her. April groaned and then gasped as another tentacle pushed itself into the hot clench of her anus with a blast of pleasurable discomfort and shame. “Noelle…” April gasped as her last three tentacles climbed their bodies, squeezed breasts, forced their aching glans into Noelle’s eager mouth, into April’s. Noelle grunted, sucking the two cockheads in her mouth, her mutant cunt still clenching and pulling, and began to rock her body, thrusting and sliding, rubbing her torso against April’s huge alien cock. April gagged on her own cocktentacle, and writhed her armless torso, smashing her own tits against her cock, which squirmed like the weird tentacle it was, thrusting faster and forever desperate. The two teetered, collapsed into a slimy squirming fucking knot. April was awash, lost, her mind overcome by six sensitive tentacles thrusting into wet holes, her cunt and anus stuffed and ravaged, her huge strange cock massaged by ten hot lubricated tits. Fuck! Fuck! She was going to….

April screamed! Actually screamed as she came, cunt clenching like a powerful fist, eight tentacles pulsing and spraying bright bubblegum pink semen into herself, into Noelle, her mouth, her cunt, the air, Noelle squealing in gagged joy as her own cunt spasmed in orgasm, and then April felt a powerful pressure in her cock as something huge and hard force itself up its length, erupting, chased by another and another, as fist sized, brightly colored eggs shot out of her cock in sprays of pink fluid, over and over and over, thumping to the floor, rolling away…

“Eggs?” April gasped after her ovipositor cock finished, still tangled up with and glued to Noelle.

The click of the front door…

Foot steps…

“What the fuck!”

Noelle looked up, still impaled and clutched by April, drenched in slime, surrounded by a dozen rainbow decorated eggs, grinned in pure happiness.

“Happy Easter!”